The Archive
This archive contains the work from the first twelve issues, and letters from the more recent issues. For archives of poetry, newer essays, and Captain Scurvy pieces, see their respective sections.
- Issue 1: The original colors, Peter Sham, Dave and Jesus, Bob Dole's Campaign responds to Sham-Mail, the College FAQ
- Issue 2: The debut of the "bluesquig," the Dark Matter failure, and me at a Hand football game
- Issue 3: The "Name the Costume Contest"
- Issue 4: Hawaiian Punch, Sham-Mail from Brazil
- Issue 5: The Pie-Eating Contest
- Issue 6: The Goods and Bads of Summer
- Issue 7: Video Game Generations, Surge
- Supplement: Halloween Past and Present
- Issue 8: Shaved Head, Communist Transformers
- Issue 9: Laetitia Casta
- Issue 10: Refurbished images, Cheese, Hamlet
- Issue 11: Funk Master Flex, Oppression, Carrie
- Issue 12: Movie Theaters, Oppression Feedback, Grease
- Issue 13: Xena
- Issue 14: Lindsay from the Real World
- Issue 15: Road Trip
- Supplement: Halloween with the Rock
Discontinued Sections
Sometimes I get an idea for a new section for Sham. Usually that idea sucks. Once in a while, though, people get used to seeing that section, and when I decide get rid of it, I get e-mail asking me where it has gone. Well, here they are:
- Metallus' Link Page: I haven't decided in what capacity I'm going to maintain this section in the future, but it will no longer be considered part of Sham. Stay tuned for updates.
- The Electron Cloud: With so many people graduating from college, these accounts will all be discontinued soon. I'm not going to try to save this section.
- The Orange Crate: Ditto.
- HB Taxonomy was mentioned in the back of Timothy and Kevin Burke's Saturday Morning Fever. Now it's here.
- Emeril's Web Page: I adore Emeril Lagasse, but this section never got updated regularly, and I always had a problem with the sounds. So I gave up.
- Sham Art: I like to draw stuff.
- Sham Music: I like to listen to music.