Captain Scurvy

Welcome to the world of Captain Jebbidiah Quixote Scurvy, the most opinionated man on the high seas. Explore the world with the good Captain, and be sure to watch your head when he brings her about.

Issue 1: In which the Captain explains what not to do at a college interview
Issue 2: In which the Captain yearns for the good old shows of the eighties
Issue 3: In which the Captain details his dislike of the bipartisan system
Issue 4: In which the Captain explains Issue 2 and cannot explain the new G.I. Joe action figures
Issue 5: In which the Captain examines ebonics
Issue 6: In which the Captain visits Disneyworld
Issue 7: In which the Captain waxes patriotic
Issue 8: In which the Captain introduces "Operation Ducky Husky"
Issue 9: In which the Captain tells us how much he loves Valentine's Day
Issue 10: In which the Captain gets wet
Issue 11: In which the Captain remembers his chemistry set
Issue 12: In which the Captain is assimilated
Issue 13: In which the Captain is "da bomb"
Issue 14: In which the Captain is hung out to dry