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Hello, everyone. Direct from the USS Seabreeze, this is Captain
Jebbediah Quixote Scurvy. I'm going to be a regular menace here on
"Sham", and I just wanted to introduce myself. This will mostly be
a section for humor, and every now and again I'll print an editorial
of some redeeming social value, which you can peruse and then send
me your comments by clicking on the neat, white "active text" thingy
at the bottom. For now, I'll just keep this simple and stick to
introductions and a cheesy top-ten list (because nobody here at "Sham"
is above cheap laughs). I might even tell a few stories every now and
again, if I decide that I really don't like you.
Here goes.
exhaustively researched by the crew of the USS Seabreeze
(Captain Scurvy, J. Supernaut, D. Hintz, N. Fisher)
10.) Brag about your criminal record
9.) Tell how musical sensation "The Fat Boys"
influenced your life profoundly.
8.) Belch out the name of the school.
7.) Demonstrate your impressive nunchuka abilities.
6.) Act out a scene from "Animal House".
Doesn't matter which one.
5.) Invite your parents to sit in on the
interview. Let them do all the talking.
4.) Allow your head to spin around, then
projectile-vomit on the interviewer.
3.) Claim relation to one of the Beatles.
2.) Express your true feelings about ETS, SAT, and ACT.
1.) Juxtapose the real name of the school with
all the others that you are applying to.
Write The Captain