Clyde the Pumpkin would like to invite you to join the party at the third annual Pragmatombeter Halloween... party.

Maybe you recognize our first guest, Harry Potter.

First, you'll have to make your way up our incredibly spooky staircase. Pink is spooky, right?

Next, you'll want to say hello to your hosts: Murky Dismal and his arch enemy Rainbow Brite. Murky hates pink, yet he chose the lights for the hallway. Has Rainbow Brite finally overcome the dastardly villain?

We all know Mia Hamm has a thing for baseball players, but does that go for our representative from the Baseball Furies? Nomar, come out and play-ay!

Little Bo Peep finally found her sheep. Tinkerbell just wants to find a place to sober up for the evening.

Hell-oooo, Nurse! Brian, the Griffin family's lovable pet, needs 50 cc's of Martini, stat.

Yay. Halloween.

Obi-Wan Kenobi repels what he thinks must be a Sith Lord. We won't tell him it's just Merc's Everquest character.

Whether you're looking for a cup of cocoa from Swiss Miss or a little Frank 'n' Stein the Pragmatombeter Halloween Party is the place to eat and get your drink on!

Bickety back from the grave like a zombie Biggie it's The Grim Rapper. Apparently he catches flights out of T.F. Green Airport. Who knew?

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. (And 15 minutes later, they were gone.)

Far East meets Old West.

Up pulled a Winnebago, and out popped Barf, Lone Star and the Druish Princess Vespa. Funny. She doesn't look Druish. Anyway, Barf walked away with the Pragmatombeter Cup for the second year in a row as well as a DVD of Tremors. There goes the planet.