One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. EIGHT! Eight Pragmatombeter parties! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ahhh! Pictured here is your host, as seen the night after the party waiting for the ghosts of trick-or-treaters that never made their presence known.

These pumpkins also looked quite different at the party. One of them is a dressed as a werewolf, while the other one came as some sort of alien owl none of us really understood.

And here he is on the night of the party, Count von Count. Accompanying him is an oddly sexy Big Bird. That right. There were one, two: TWO, Muppets at the party.

We were also joined by an Eagle Scout who was brave enough to pose for this picture with Little Richard. Good Golly, Miss Molly! On my honor, I will do my best to avoid these sorts of awkward moments in the future.

Is that CrazyCatLady as a Crazy Cat Lady? No, that's just a crazy cat lady. If you're looking for CrazyCatLady, you'll have to look under the sheet to find Charlie Brown. She got a rock.

Here we find a Zombie Bride and author, Gore Vidal. Bitten at the altar, you may have thought this bride was the one a little sour on marriage. However, it was Vidal who was outwardly distressed by so many states' denial of the marriage rights to same-sex couples.

This, sir, is Cameron Frye, from the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Also pictured (thanks to a digital camera that allows her to be photographed without actually meeting her gaze) is Medusa, whose most recent film appearance was in Clash of the Titans. There are so many snakes in this picture. Can you find them all?

Blue Bomber and Red Rocker showed up at the party and immediate began to Rock and/or Sock. It was a mess. There was candy corn everywhere!

In the end, the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots were awarded the Pragmatombeter Cup (a repeat win for the guests). Blue Bomber was so happy, she knocked Red Rocker's block clean off. It was a sad day for robots everywhere. Happy Halloween!